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Smoking Demotivational Poster


I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm, #174525
that's so bad... 5L!


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am, #250202
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


CANCER - Shmancer...




CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!




THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm, #239276
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm, #190508
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am, #190450
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am, #190447
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


SURGEON GENERAL WARNING -


TAGS: smoking howitzer
Rating: 4.68/5

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MilDoc - February 25, 2011, 12:34 pm, #213175
Nothing quite like the sound of "Freedom's Thunder!" 5 TOTs Airman!
MPsniper - February 25, 2011, 4:57 am, #213160
arty arty i have a fire mission...3 batteries, 5rounds H.E. infantry in the open...
stenusmc - February 24, 2011, 6:02 pm, #213110
Like it very much to be on the outgoing end of this! Incoming end would be much uninyourfavor.
wonkycactus - February 23, 2011, 8:42 pm, #213026
As a Lieutenant of the King of Battle myself, I give this my seal of approval, Hooah!


SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.


TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am, #246871
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D


SMOKING -


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm, #138621
hehehehe.


ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm, #196223
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm, #196222
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm, #196218
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm, #196217
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am, #196142
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am, #196112
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am, #196104
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am, #196103
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196102
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196101
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am, #196100
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am, #196099
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196098
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196097
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196096
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196095
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am, #196094
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am, #196093
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am, #196091
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am, #196090
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am, #196089
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




LIVE LIKE YOU'RE DYING -




ZERO TO CANCER IN 60 SECONDS - Call Guinness




THANKS RALPH -




SMOKING - its the leading cause of statistics




BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life


TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am, #223913
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


SIGNS OF STUPIDITY -




THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




SOBER ADDICTION -




THE LAST ONE -


TAGS: smoking pleasure vice mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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CloudchaserS - March 1, 2013, 1:28 am, #243921
Having been there, I know the feeling. Quit 10 years ago, backslid once, smoked only one, felt sick for hours.


ANIMAL CRUELTY - Stop being a wuss and give Rusty a light




a non anti-smoking message -


TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm, #251023
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250893
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm, #250892
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.


SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health


TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm, #106840
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


PHOENIX, ARIZONA -


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm, #168186
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm, #168182
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for f***'s sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm, #168180
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #168159
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.


MARLOROS : HELL NO DUDE, I PREFER NEWPORT -




SMOKING - uhhh it's ummm uhhh ahh uhh bad mmkay




DANGEROUS LIAISONS -




SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!


TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am, #242176
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am, #242175
Ya,Ya.
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am, #242174
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am, #242173
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm, #242172
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm, #242169
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm, #242167
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.




LOGIC -


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm, #233312
Mother of god...


SHE DOES -


TAGS: ashtray smoking wife marriage
Rating: 4.36/5

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Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:12 pm, #230642
added to the list, will do..
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:50 am, #230554
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 10:17 pm, #230535
Looks like they have a store in Tuscany as well, I'll be over that way in June, might just take a look.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:18 pm, #230350
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:51 pm, #230223
Must have .. Where do they sell these?..


CAMEL SMOKER'S LAMENT - I'd Walk a Mile for a Camel




SELF SATISFACTION -


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm, #193375
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm, #193374
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm, #71211
Now that's funny Ron


DELTALINA SAYS: - Smoking is NOT allowed on ANY Delta Flight!


TAGS: smoking delta
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 12:00 pm, #74930
Can't be too safe
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 8:42 am, #74888
CUBBY! You've already had 5 prostate exams this month...give it a break, okay?
Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:22 pm, #74784
You know where you can stick that finger sweetie


ADDICTION - You know smoking is a bad habit, but you just can't help it.


TAGS: addiction smoking
Rating: 2.15/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 9:09 am, #207514

nice, resubmitted a bunch that was previously rejected.


OBAMA BUNNY -




WHO'S HUNGRY -




He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing -


TAGS: vision smoking marijuana
Rating: 3.19/5
jake - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am, #73119
sorry, first one I did. wasn't familiar with all the b***ons....
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 12:05 am, #72861
Very nice. Too bad you don't want to take credit for your work.


SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking


TAGS: olympics smoke ring humor smoking
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 2:04 am, #16443
As a smoker who's unable to blow smoke rings, I approve of this moti.


SALVATION ARMY - Doing the most good...




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

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Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am, #60481
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm, #30131
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm, #23032
I just noticed, you can see her n****** through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm, #3439
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...


Legalize Weed Use -




my precious -


TAGS: smoking lotr
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:20 am, #253293
The Lord rolleth


DRAG QUEEN -


TAGS: miss p the smoking lamp is lit
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 3, 2012, 7:30 pm, #241188
Bahahaha 5L greeny! Now on the serious side...it is not a pretty sight greeny, not at all...so send me a dam pack!
mariand - December 3, 2012, 5:59 pm, #241186
hahahaha...When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough... All the things you do to me and everything you said... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough...


1957 Typing Class showing pwissy's mom learning a trade -


TAGS: typewriter smoking in class
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 7:19 pm, #248896
You're lucky she never progressed further than a typewriter! She doesn't own a computer, so you get away this time...muhaha.


APPEARANCES -




addiction -




health shmealth -




Aside from Health -




SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION -




Koalas -




SMOKE BREAK - Even super-heroes have their vices.




SMOKING MAY CAUSE... -




SORRY WOMEN... I'M JUST TOO GOOD LOOKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: smoking ridem cowboy
Rating: 3.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 pm, #209673
Oh, come on now. I reviewed, drank some NeoCitran, reviewe again, drank some more NeoCitran and did a spell check.
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:00 pm, #209668
Proofreading is our friend. (did you hear that Face?)
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 1:59 pm, #209647
Just noticed my mistake. Be gentle, as I'm off work sick today.


Kids -


TAGS: smoking kid
Rating: 3.63/5

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PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !




YOU SAY THE MIDDLE EAST HAS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH -


TAGS: freedom speach choice smoking silence
Rating: 3.44/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:54 am, #211624
haha 2 bucks here.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:17 am, #211585
15 bucks a pack for smokes here :(
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:34 am, #182138
Yea and they sell them to minors, hell a liter of vodka is aproximatly 10$ its pretty cheap here in jordan..
Fritz0817 - June 26, 2010, 5:51 pm, #181894
1.50 a pack? wow that's cheap.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:06 pm, #181877
Lol Smn Just one lion bombed all my posters :D


Free Range Hillbillies -




SMOKING ON YOUR SHIFT - IF THE ENEMY DOESN'T KILL YOU, TOBACCO WILL.




THE WIFE - don't like me smoking in the house deleted deleted




BRAND LOYALTY - If we teach them to buy poison they will buy anything.




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




IMMORTALITY? -




MORNING BREATH? - Ever wonder why your smokes taste funny in the morning.




BABY KILLING - Shes getting a head start.


TAGS: baby killing smoking
Rating: 2.54/5

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CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 12:56 am, #60437
WTF her pockets come down lower than her shorts(?) do.
DotDotDot - January 16, 2009, 6:49 am, #52334
The same as it did before she got pregnant... like crap.
B Heezy - December 29, 2008, 4:09 pm, #47366
wonder what that tattoo will look like at the end of 9 months...


PRIORITIES - because jackhammer noise has harmful effects


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.48/5

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Scorpio7 - January 6, 2009, 7:51 pm, #49850
I was unaware that this poster existed, prior to my own being created. My public apologies for http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=29467
He11Kn1ght - June 19, 2008, 11:20 am, #6341
Yes. Yes she is.
UNBELIEVABLE - May 29, 2008, 11:05 am, #4604
Is she smoking a f***ing cigarette???


AWESOME! - Pluto just kicked the habit.




NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception


TAGS: rene margritte no smoking sign intellectuals ceci n est pas une pipe rnr
Rating: 2.19/5

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RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:50 am, #17262
shhh, dont tell :)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:44 am, #17257
Ceci n'est pas une "no smoking sign." It's tunnel bait.


SMOKING - IT KILLS


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.12/5

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Arpaleggia - January 8, 2009, 1:24 pm, #50461
The Crab is the anthropromorphic sign of the Zodiac for... Cancer! Lol, I see what you did there!
Kung-Fu Devil - October 30, 2008, 10:14 am, #31654
It gives you crabs.


EUPHORIA - Check your strife at the shower door.


TAGS: euphoria shower singing smoking
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:37 pm, #158739
Too right! But, if he's trying to smoke, perhaps he has parked a little too much at the shower door.


IRONY - Because Mother Nature Has A Wicked Sense Of Humour.




SMOKING -


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 1.69/5

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motifake - January 10, 2009, 1:20 pm, #50935
Someone upload a very low resolution poster, and got blurry when scaled up to standard size
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 1:16 pm, #50934
Why is the text so blurry?


Cremation -


TAGS: h** smoking body
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 10:15 am, #257539
Excellent. Good to see yer stuff again, Icon.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:57 pm, #257522
That's what I want done... my family is NOT receptive to the idea. Oh 5l.
Greeny - October 30, 2014, 6:53 pm, #257511
wow - 5L
lgvernon - October 30, 2014, 11:52 am, #257506

So there's hope for me...I feel so much better. 5L


I Quit! -


TAGS: quitting addictions smoking turkey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:33 pm, #259312
Teehee...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:12 am, #259309
You most likely roll a turkey AFTER its dead, otherwise the just put up a hell of a struggle :-D
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 6:53 pm, #259297
That 'sod depends on what turkey you're talking about. The leftovers from Thanksgiving (Oct. 13 up here) or Christmas. Question...how do I roll turkey?
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 6:19 pm, #259294
Now, Prissy...everybody loves smoked turkey...


Protest Too Much -




quitting? -


TAGS: quit smoking use french fries
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:28 am, #261854
Me neither Prissy. I'd just find a new bad habit! LOL!
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:14 am, #261851
I'll never quit...either of 'em! What doesn't kill ya leaves you with cholesterol and a bad cough.


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