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Smoking Demotivational Poster

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer

TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.

CANCER - Shmancer...

CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.

SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do

EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


TAGS: smoking howitzer
Rating: 4.68/5

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MilDoc - February 25, 2011, 12:34 pm
Nothing quite like the sound of "Freedom's Thunder!" 5 TOTs Airman!
MPsniper - February 25, 2011, 4:57 am
arty arty i have a fire mission...3 batteries, 5rounds H.E. infantry in the open...
stenusmc - February 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Like it very much to be on the outgoing end of this! Incoming end would be much uninyourfavor.
wonkycactus - February 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
As a Lieutenant of the King of Battle myself, I give this my seal of approval, Hooah!

SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.

TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm

ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets

TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




SMOKING - its the leading cause of statistics

BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life

TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !



TAGS: smoking pleasure vice mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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CloudchaserS - March 1, 2013, 1:28 am
Having been there, I know the feeling. Quit 10 years ago, backslid once, smoked only one, felt sick for hours.

ANIMAL CRUELTY - Stop being a wuss and give Rusty a light

a non anti-smoking message -

TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.

SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health

TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for f***'s sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.


SMOKING - uhhh it's ummm uhhh ahh uhh bad mmkay


SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!

TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


TAGS: ashtray smoking wife marriage
Rating: 4.36/5

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Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
added to the list, will do..
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:50 am
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 10:17 pm
Looks like they have a store in Tuscany as well, I'll be over that way in June, might just take a look.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:51 pm
Must have .. Where do they sell these?..

CAMEL SMOKER'S LAMENT - I'd Walk a Mile for a Camel


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron

DELTALINA SAYS: - Smoking is NOT allowed on ANY Delta Flight!

TAGS: smoking delta
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
Can't be too safe
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 8:42 am
CUBBY! You've already had 5 prostate exams this month...give it a break, okay?
Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
You know where you can stick that finger sweetie

ADDICTION - You know smoking is a bad habit, but you just can't help it.

TAGS: addiction smoking
Rating: 2.15/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 9:09 am

nice, resubmitted a bunch that was previously rejected.



He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing -

TAGS: vision smoking marijuana
Rating: 3.19/5
jake - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am
sorry, first one I did. wasn't familiar with all the b***ons....
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Very nice. Too bad you don't want to take credit for your work.

SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking

TAGS: olympics smoke ring humor smoking
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 2:04 am
As a smoker who's unable to blow smoke rings, I approve of this moti.

SALVATION ARMY - Doing the most good...

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

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Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm
I just noticed, you can see her n****** through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...

Legalize Weed Use -

my precious -

TAGS: smoking lotr
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:20 am
The Lord rolleth


TAGS: miss p the smoking lamp is lit
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Bahahaha 5L greeny! Now on the serious side...it is not a pretty sight greeny, not at all...so send me a dam pack!
mariand - December 3, 2012, 5:59 pm
hahahaha...When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough... All the things you do to me and everything you said... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough...

1957 Typing Class showing pwissy's mom learning a trade -

TAGS: typewriter smoking in class
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 7:19 pm
You're lucky she never progressed further than a typewriter! She doesn't own a computer, so you get away this time...muhaha.


addiction -

health shmealth -

Aside from Health -


Koalas -

SMOKE BREAK - Even super-heroes have their vices.



TAGS: smoking ridem cowboy
Rating: 3.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh, come on now. I reviewed, drank some NeoCitran, reviewe again, drank some more NeoCitran and did a spell check.
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:00 pm
Proofreading is our friend. (did you hear that Face?)
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 1:59 pm
Just noticed my mistake. Be gentle, as I'm off work sick today.

Kids -

TAGS: smoking kid
Rating: 3.63/5

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PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !


TAGS: freedom speach choice smoking silence
Rating: 3.44/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:54 am
haha 2 bucks here.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:17 am
15 bucks a pack for smokes here :(
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:34 am
Yea and they sell them to minors, hell a liter of vodka is aproximatly 10$ its pretty cheap here in jordan..
Fritz0817 - June 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
1.50 a pack? wow that's cheap.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
Lol Smn Just one lion bombed all my posters :D

Free Range Hillbillies -


THE WIFE - don't like me smoking in the house deleted deleted

BRAND LOYALTY - If we teach them to buy poison they will buy anything.

CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.


MORNING BREATH? - Ever wonder why your smokes taste funny in the morning.

BABY KILLING - Shes getting a head start.

TAGS: baby killing smoking
Rating: 2.54/5

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CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 12:56 am
WTF her pockets come down lower than her shorts(?) do.
DotDotDot - January 16, 2009, 6:49 am
The same as it did before she got pregnant... like crap.
B Heezy - December 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
wonder what that tattoo will look like at the end of 9 months...

PRIORITIES - because jackhammer noise has harmful effects

TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.48/5

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Scorpio7 - January 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I was unaware that this poster existed, prior to my own being created. My public apologies for http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=29467
He11Kn1ght - June 19, 2008, 11:20 am
Yes. Yes she is.
UNBELIEVABLE - May 29, 2008, 11:05 am
Is she smoking a f***ing cigarette???

AWESOME! - Pluto just kicked the habit.

NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception

TAGS: rene margritte no smoking sign intellectuals ceci n est pas une pipe rnr
Rating: 2.19/5

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RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:50 am
shhh, dont tell :)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:44 am
Ceci n'est pas une "no smoking sign." It's tunnel bait.


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.12/5

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Arpaleggia - January 8, 2009, 1:24 pm
The Crab is the anthropromorphic sign of the Zodiac for... Cancer! Lol, I see what you did there!
Kung-Fu Devil - October 30, 2008, 10:14 am
It gives you crabs.

EUPHORIA - Check your strife at the shower door.

TAGS: euphoria shower singing smoking
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:37 pm
Too right! But, if he's trying to smoke, perhaps he has parked a little too much at the shower door.

IRONY - Because Mother Nature Has A Wicked Sense Of Humour.


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 1.69/5

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motifake - January 10, 2009, 1:20 pm
Someone upload a very low resolution poster, and got blurry when scaled up to standard size
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 1:16 pm
Why is the text so blurry?

Bad Habits -

TAGS: quit smoking deal spouses ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after ***...hmmm, I should check

Cremation -

TAGS: h** smoking body
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 10:15 am
Excellent. Good to see yer stuff again, Icon.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:57 pm
That's what I want done... my family is NOT receptive to the idea. Oh 5l.
Greeny - October 30, 2014, 6:53 pm
wow - 5L
lgvernon - October 30, 2014, 11:52 am

So there's hope for me...I feel so much better. 5L

warning: -

I Quit! -

TAGS: quitting addictions smoking turkey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:12 am
You most likely roll a turkey AFTER its dead, otherwise the just put up a hell of a struggle :-D
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 6:53 pm
That 'sod depends on what turkey you're talking about. The leftovers from Thanksgiving (Oct. 13 up here) or Christmas. Question...how do I roll turkey?
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 6:19 pm
Now, Prissy...everybody loves smoked turkey...

Protest Too Much -

quitting? -

TAGS: quit smoking use french fries
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:28 am
Me neither Prissy. I'd just find a new bad habit! LOL!
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:14 am
I'll never quit...either of 'em! What doesn't kill ya leaves you with cholesterol and a bad cough.

Smokin' -

TAGS: smoking misspriss *** boyfriend drag
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:18 am
Trying to say you need a smoke dizz? Teehee thanks for the 5's.
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:24 am
That old saying-- if you have a bad partner, you need a good hand! Or are you referring to the way he was dressed, a walk on the wild side Pissy? LOL! 5 groaning lions!!!!!
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:45 pm
heh heh at the content or the idea of me having a bf?
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:43 pm
The thing about being funny is that some days I'm the queen and some days I'm just a drag...teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 11, 2015, 1:23 pm
You're a funny lady
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:03 am
heh heh